Fritz Clantoon’s Super Nature Guide to the Supernatural

Did you ever wonder if there’s really something lurking under your bed? Ever get that creepy feeling that there’s an unnatural presence standing just behind you? Are you wondering what’s for dinner? This book will help you to answer the first two of those questions. And the answer is yes. Yes there is.

Join professional Supernaturalist and thrill seeker Fritz Clantoon on a journey to the darkest places of your imaginings where creatures of all shapes and sizes hide, just waiting for you to discover them. Monsters of all kinds, some too terrifying to even describe in this hastily written summary, are on display within these pages, each with a full write-up and a questionably accurate illustration rendered in glorious black and white. Should you dare to open this book, you will travel around the world with Fritz as your personal guide as he introduces you to a host of hideous creatures by way of his uncomfortably personal, anecdotally–heavy storytelling.

And by the way, we’re having meatloaf for dinner. Again.

Coming soon

.You know what? I really don’t want to give away any details on this one yet for fear that INTERNET will just steal them.